i can't live.

Tuesday prediction: I will finally snap after a month and a half of being sans iPhone, and throw my piece of shit replacement phone out the window. Should I hold a fundraiser? Yes, I recognize I am being ridiculous. That doesn't change things.

desperately seeking susan. i mean, iphone.

iPhone 4,

I barely knew you. You came into my life, and left me too soon. I find I cannot live without you, but lack the funds to replace you. I'm a dumbass that lost you, but you made me love you. Come back? I promise I will tape you to my hand so I won't lose you again. Or at least wire me the money so I can get one of your relatives.

Sincerely,
The dumbass who needs your electronic loving but lost you in Walmart.